Lady Gaga and the Sociology of Fame

University of South Carolina, Columbia
3 credits
$1,200 in-state; $3,150 out-of-state
Enrollment: N/A


Quoting Oliver Wendell Holmes in the course description doesn’t succeed in making this offering seem legitimate. The course promises to introduce sociology students to an analysis of “selected social issues related to the career of Lady Gaga.” At least the students may pop out their earbuds to study Gaga

 

 

Joy of Garbage

Santa Clara University
4 credits
$4,881.00 (based on 4-course average load)
Enrollment: 38 students (cap.: 40)


Students "follow the path of our waste products".  ” While the search for sustainable solutions to waste problems is an important topic, Santa Clara University is collecting a whole lot of cash to teach students about bottle deposits.

 

 

Harry Potter: Finding Your Patronus

Oregon State University
$237.17 in state; $681.17 out of state (based on 15 credits/semester)
Enrollment: N/A


What do Martin Luther King Jr. and Albus Dumbledore have in common? Nothing, but don’t tell that to freshmen at Oregon State University who are pondering such questions. The class is part of an orientation program and is designed to both explore leadership education within the framework of Harry Potter and welcome new freshmen. Which begs the question: When is there too much Expelliarmus?

 

 

Theatrical Fencing

University of Wisconsin, Madison
1 credit
$331.00 in-state; $966 out-of-state
Enrollment: 17 (capacity was recently raised to 28 from 20 to accommodate demand)


An offering from the department of kinesiology (i.e. phys ed), the course description asserts that “good theatrical fencing is a distinct form of the art of sword craft and worth of careful study.” Yes, we’re talking about a prancing award with a wooden sword (students have to buy their own). But at nearly $1000 for out-of-state students, it seems like a better deal than another offering of the department: Fitness Walking.

 

 

**The irony isn’t wasted on me for this next class.  HA!!

DJ History, Culture and Technique

New York University
4 credits
$4,636.00
Enrollment: 7 (cap. 10)


Would-be Rick Rubins and DJ AMs can learn to scratch at New York University. Offered for the second summer in a row, the class draws wealthy yet hip students from around the world to study with pros like DJ Shiftee and DJ Rekha. Warning: there is a lab fee.

 

 

Arguing with Judge Judy: Popular ‘Logic’ on TV Judge Shows

University of California, Berkeley
1 credit
$415.40 in-state; $1,178.03 out-of-state based on 15-credit load
Enrollment: N/A


Judge Judy Sheindlin once penned a book called Keep It Simple, Stupid. This class isn’t heeding her advice. To extrapolate significant lessons in human rhetoric from daytime programming seems like an ambitious goal. Especially when many of the arguments made by the litigants are “utterly illogical, or perversions of standard logic.”

 

 

**A class that I am pretty positive would NEVER EVER be offered at any of the schools in the SEC. 

Sport for the Spectator

Ohio State University, Mansfield
3 credits
$278.25 (based on course load of 12 credits per semester)
Enrollment: N/A


Seems strange that any Ohio State campus would need to teach its students to be sports fans. Learning what sports are and how to watch them in a college classroom seems a bit strange, too: If you’re 20 years old and you don’t “get” sports, that ship has probably already sailed for you.

 

 

Learning from YouTube

Pitzer College
$5,318.75 (based on eight-course-per-year load)
Enrollment: 40


Haven’t we already “learned” from YouTube? Haven’t we absorbed all the “cute kittens” and “baby sloth” and “falling models” we possibly can? Apparently we were having too much fun. Did you know that, “Radical media theorists have looked with utopian zeal to a moment in the media future which turns out to be upon us: a time where access to the production and distribution of media is democratically available outside channels organized by capital?” Zzzzzzz.

 

 

**I do believe this to be a poor excuse for a class, but James Franco, is rather nice to look at while one studies.  ;)

Geology and Cinema

University of Minnesota, Twin Cities
4 credits
$$1,506.80 in-state, 2,168.32 out of state
Enrollment: 347


Knocking out your physical science requirement and getting to watch such cinematic gems as Tremors and Journey to the Center of the Earth sounds like a liberal arts student’s dream. That’s pretty much what it is at the University of Minnesota. Sure, the class has a lab component in which students learn to identify rocks, but the main draw is clearly the chance to spend two hours of class each week watching mainstream movies. That, or sleeping.

 

Photo Credit:  Cloud Eight Films; Getty Images/Royalty Free: Stephen Dunn, Chris Jackson, Kevin Winter, DJ Jarvis, Warner Bros., YouTube, Disney/Pixar